July 8, 2007 - Sunday
Memo to Red Sox Management
Date: July 8, 2007
Attn: Red Sox Management
Re: Players Lugo and Pena
To whom it may concern, (this means you, Theo)
On behalf of Red Sox Nation, we wish to advise that we are deeply concerned about the payroll dedicated to these two particular underachievers and respectfully call for action.
We recommend trading these two named players for....oh, I don't know...an experienced ball girl?
Wake up, Epstein....before trade deadline is over. Take whatever you can get and cut the losses.
Sincerely yours,
Ann, The Red Sox fan
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